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Did Jeff Foxworthy Totally Offend All Muslims? And Why Can’t I Stop Laughing?

Jeff Foxworthy is a renowned comedian, famous for his ‘You might be a Redneck’ one liners.  He is also a very opinionated conservative that has been attracting media attention for sometime.

While no one has yet confirmed that Jeff himself wrote these, it certainly looks like his style. These might be politically incorrect, but they are funny as hell:

 

“YOU MIGHT BE A RADICAL MUSLIM”

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You might be a radical Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You might be a radical Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a radical Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclear, You might be a radical Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a radical Muslim

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against, You might be a radical Muslim

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in you clothing, You might be a radical Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a radical Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You might be a radical Muslim

If your cousin was president of the United States for eight years, You might be a radical Muslim

If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You might be a radical Muslim

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H/T: The Federalist Tribune

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