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Kim Jong Un Begs For Mercy After Trump Shoots His ICBM Out Of The Sky

As if that weren’t humiliating enough, Trump staged an even better international incident this morning when he called Kim to “talk man to man” and then ridiculed him and his pathetic little rocket on a pre-set conference call with all of the leaders of the G20.

A porter in the room said the mood was hilarious:

“PRESIDENT TRUMP TREATED HIM LIKE A PETULANT LITTLE KID AND ALL KIM JONG UN COULD DO WAS BASICALLY CRY AND BEG FOREGIVENESS. TRUMP ASKED HIM IF HE KNEW HOW LONG HE HAD TO LIVE IF HE DECIDEED TO PUSH THE BUTTON.

FOUR MINUTES. HE TOLD KIM JONG UN OF NORTH KOREA THAT IF HE DIDN’T SURRENDER HIS MILITARY RIGHT NOW HE’D BE DEAD IN FOUR MINUTES.”

The transfer of power in North Korea should go swiftly after the current regime and all of its leaders are out of the way. South Korea and the Trump Development Company are ready to go in and show the people what freedom and a grocery store actually look like.

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